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Wedding Humor |
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Wedding Humor |
| Jacob, age 92, and Rebbecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. |
| Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?". The Pharmacist answers "Yes". |
| Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" |
| Pharmacist: "Of course we do". |
| Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?". |
| Pharmacist: "All kinds". |
| Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?". |
| Pharmacist: "Definitely". |
| Jacob: "How about Viagara?". |
| Pharmacist: "Of course". |
| Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, |
| Jaundice?". |
| Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works". |
| Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills geritol and antidotes for Parkinson's disease?". |
| Pharmicist: "Absolutely". |
| Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?". |
| Pharmicist: "All speeds and sizes". |
| Jacob says to the pharmicist: "We'd like to register for our wedding gifts here please". |
| Hear about the woman that went through 16
husbands? Four for better; Four for worse; Four for richer; Four for poorer; . |
| Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why's the groom wearing black?" |
| A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, " I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." |
| A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifies: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." |
| Since it was his birthday, the man's wife wanted to surprise
him when he came home from work. After giving it some careful thought, she decided she
would strip naked and wrap herself from shoulders to ankles in saran wrap. He arrived home a short time later, exhausted from a hard day at work. He entered the kitchen, placed his lunchbox down and heard his wife say, "Darling! I'm in the living room." As he rounded the corner, he spotted his wife all wrapped up in plastic. After taking a quick peek, he immediately remarked, "Leftovers again!" |